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i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

I'm all set 

A New England phrase that is usually heard in or around shops. It's used to take the place of "no I don't need any help" or "no thanks."

It confuses the hell out people from the rest of the country. Especially the Southeners.
Shopkeep: Can I help you with anything?

Shopper: No, I'm all set, thanks.
I'm all set by causticx June 14, 2009

I'm all right jack 

Original saying was "I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder".
Meaning when a man had got safely on board ship by climbing the ladder from the sea or from a lifeboat, don't bother about saving the rest of the guys because I don't really care about them.
A thoughtless self-serving person when asked to sympathise or help someone who had lost his/her job might say "Well, I'm all right Jack!".
I'm all right jack by CathC June 23, 2009

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

I'm all yours. 

Meaning I belong to you.
You own me.
I love you.
I want no one else but you.
HI BABY SUP CUTIE SUP HOTTIE SUP SUP?
Can I be yours?
YEAH.
I'm all yours.
I'm all yours. by KAWHAT September 23, 2005