I messed up 

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

I messed up by Ricesalmoella March 9, 2024

Imessedupbad 

Hi I’m Tati, I had an amazing friend named Ariana and well I messed it up. I was a dick to her and honestly I did not deserve her she is a wonder smart person that is really nice and deserves the world. I was best friends with her then things went down hill

I started becoming a dick and being kinda rude and pushing her away the. Got sad when we weren’t friends even tho I’m the reason it all happened...
If I was a nice person like she was my life would be a lot better and hey I would still have her as my best friend.
I messed up really bad we got into a bad fight and well it was my fault and I feel really bad about it and I want to fix things..

Ariana if ur reading this I’m sorry I was such a dick and I miss you and miss talking to you please forgive me I know it would take time but u made me happy.. Please can we talk.

I’m sorry Imessedupbad.

Imessedupbad by I’m sorry can we fix things? November 4, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012