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I hate your face

A quote from the 2006 movie, "Grandma's Boy", where the uber-nerd prodigy J.P. (Joel Moore) reminds the office underlings in a tinny, robot voice "I hate your face"

Is a source of humor for techies everywhere and an inspiration for people thinking about getting metal legs.
Man walks into room, sees fiancee in bed with another man.

"I hate your face!"

Turning, he sneers, "Adios turdnuggets!"
I hate your face by Ian Akori March 19, 2009
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i hate your face

the amount of hatred that is directly connected to sight of the front part of you head. also see: www.ihateyourface.com
your face is jank, i hate your face. if i see your face again i will kick you in the neck

I hate your face

I hate your face by Sijo May 24, 2003

i hate your face

the extreeme hate of the sight of someone mainly directed to that persons face
i hate your face. everytime you see a person or there face you want to put your fist through it. or you just want to see them hit by a buss.... like my sociology teacher. ex everytime i see his face i have the sudden urge to rip his face off then gouge out his eyes and skull f#%# them
i hate your face by everettayers March 10, 2009
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