I hate your face

A quote from the 2006 movie, "Grandma's Boy", where the uber-nerd prodigy J.P. (Joel Moore) reminds the office underlings in a tinny, robot voice "I hate your face"

Is a source of humor for techies everywhere and an inspiration for people thinking about getting metal legs.

Man walks into room, sees fiancee in bed with another man.

"I hate your face!"

Turning, he sneers, "Adios turdnuggets!"

I hate your face by Ian Akori March 19, 2009

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i hate your face

the amount of hatred that is directly connected to sight of the front part of you head. also see: www.ihateyourface.com

your face is jank, i hate your face. if i see your face again i will kick you in the neck

i hate your face by h-bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005

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I hate your face

The hate of face.

Your face is ugly; I hate your face.

I hate your face by Sijo May 24, 2003

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i hate your face

the extreeme hate of the sight of someone mainly directed to that persons face

i hate your face. everytime you see a person or there face you want to put your fist through it. or you just want to see them hit by a buss.... like my sociology teacher. ex everytime i see his face i have the sudden urge to rip his face off then gouge out his eyes and skull f#%# them

i hate your face by everettayers March 10, 2009

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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