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i do
its the longest sentence known to man both ways, saying it takes a long time and its like a prison sentence to some who cant cheat or be with any one else. and scared if he has a good woman or not who will do right but him.
will you take the love of your life who will always do right by you no matter what, forever no matter what? i do.... when you say it like that.
i do by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
I do
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Those cocksuskers (to the extent that they are aware of my existence) were perfectly find with me going without a paycheck and so is Bernie Sanders.
Hym "I do. I have already been doing it. I have already been going without a paycheck. And I watch Bernies shitty add where has asking for financial support and then immediately dropping out of the race and I think 'This much be why the politicals are so quick to protect the YouTubers. Because they're both fucking panhandlers and the panhandlers need to stick together. AT LEAST Trump doesn't take a paycheck. But here's the kicker. In the same way we can all decide who does and does not go without a paycheck... I (singularly) can decide who has to live without kids. And I don't necessarily know how these 2 facts intersect but they are interesting to consider."
I do what I want, I'm punk rock
A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.
Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!
I do what I want, I'm punk rock by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020
I DO apologize
"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.
I DO apologize by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018
I Do Stuff
I Do Stuff by Uncle Harris May 28, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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