When you are so bored and you really are supposed to be doing some random school assignment but its more fun to read this because you are trying to procrastinate and so am I writing this and so this is going to be a long definition of a phrase because everyone gets bored at some time and if you don't get bored then you are not human and should therefore go to the planet where your species came from.
this is gonna be the end of the definition cause I should probably be getting back to doing that school assignment I talked about in the beginning of this definition but that was 2 minutes ago so who remembers that?
I am very bored. I think I might just look it up in the urban dictionary
Later........
Wow, this was a waste of my time but at least it helps my procrastination.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.