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I'm not gay, but $20 is $20 

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.
"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

I'm not gay, but 

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.
Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
I'm not gay, but by Maddict November 14, 2010

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny 

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

Dino b
Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price
Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026