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A term used to express approval, especially to the point of expressing a person's sex appeal; often used sarcastically
Person 1: Did you see that chick?
Person 2: I'd tap that!
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Expression used to show interest or appeal in ones sexual appearance.
John: Hey Mike, check out this hot new pic of Katie off of Facebook!

Mike: I'd tap that!
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A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.
"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"
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“I’d tap that”

This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-

“You could tap and sell that.”

The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”

In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”

It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.
In observation of an attractive female:

"I'd tap that"
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When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.
Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!
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The phrase "I'd tap that" is slang, used to express the sex appeal of another. Often this phrase is used sarcastically, when the referenced chick is beat (ugly).
"Damn, look at those tits!" "I'd tap that!"
"Holy shit that chick is beat!" "LOL I'd tap that."
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