i'd hit it

Formerly a slang phrase referring to a male's stated prediliction toward sexual relations with a previously identified female, the phrase has now come to refer to an individual's stated desire to perform sexual relations with a (typically McDonald's) hamburger.

Background: An unfortunate McDonald's advertising campaign, circa early 2005, developed under the assumption that the use of urban lexicon might appeal to a previously underrepresented demographic, i.e., the burger-fetishists.

"Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a Dollar Menu guy."

(McDonald's advertising copy, used without permission.)

by aluxeterna April 13, 2005

i'd hit it

I'll have sex with her but I'll be damned if I respect her.

Guy #1: "Man, she's sexy and from what I've heard smart too! I'd like to take her out, embark on a loving long term relationship, and maybe one day, when my words can no longer express how I feel, make beautiful love to her."
Guy #2: "I'd hit it, but if she tries to talk to me after I'll change my number."

by HRH January 04, 2005

i'd hit it

Announcing you would straight up stuff a bitch.

Guy 1:"Shit man, look at that bitch over there."
Guy 2:"Dude, she could stand to lose a few."
Guy 1:"Fuck dude...I'd hit it."

by Troy "SlasherMcGee" August 29, 2005

i'd hit it

Referring to someone you would have sexual interaction with.

Alyssa:"Check out that hot guy over there"
Ryan:"yah he's a looker"
Alyssa:"i'd hit it"

by Alyssa12 April 25, 2006

i'd hit it

a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."

me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.

by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005

I'd Hit it

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"

by DictionaryX January 23, 2003

I'd hit that

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.

"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."

by MichealBluth December 29, 2005