when you are zoning out and possibly high as shit and you go on thinking about a hypothetical situation in great detail for a long time
guy 1: dude what are you looking at?
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
by Matt Clements January 6, 2008
Girl: It's cold.
Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
by Miss Jaffah April 17, 2011
Hypothetically speaking
Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!
Person 2: Dude!
by Migaspin March 2, 2021
Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.
Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.
by Gorillafaceoff November 9, 2011
a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.
ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
by fucshia fishy January 10, 2010
Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".
by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021
Being horny but only hypothetically.
I.e. a person who enjoys discussing sexual topics but who would never participate in sexual actions. These discussions could be about sexual topics in general or sexual actions involving themselves and/or others. But upon a chance to participate in a sexual activity, the person will either reject the chance or join in with a curious instead of a sexual mindset.
I.e. a person who enjoys discussing sexual topics but who would never participate in sexual actions. These discussions could be about sexual topics in general or sexual actions involving themselves and/or others. But upon a chance to participate in a sexual activity, the person will either reject the chance or join in with a curious instead of a sexual mindset.
Person A: He seemed so horny in the group chat but when I asked him in dms if he wanted to have sex he said that he's waiting for marriage
Person B: Seems like he was just being hypothetically horny
Person B: Seems like he was just being hypothetically horny
by Batronen April 5, 2021