A hypoclite has all of the characteristics of a true hypocrite and tries to put his character flaws onto other people. Does it in a very subtle and bitch-like way and only on the internet. As the name suggests this being is also a major fucking pussy.
by Connectingdots December 11, 2019
One who criticizes others for not finding / paying attention to the clitoris while they cannot / do not do so themself.
by GrungleBoy January 18, 2017
Some one who is hypocritical about others sexual endeavors and then proceeds to engage in multiple repulsive clitoral adventures consecutively.
A long day of shit talking and one 40 oz. of beer led her to the canyon where she was fucked twice by two separate salmon seekers rendering her a hypoclit for life... her parents would be proud.
by Ronis Mcfinnigan September 5, 2009
when a woman/girl ensures you that you will be getting the booty a.k.a slice; gash; vag; bag of luck; pot o' gold; ass; pizza pie; etc....and completely dogs you when the time comes.
"dude, melony told me she was gonna give me the vag last night and then passed out on my chest, what a hypoclit."
by herb alfred January 4, 2007
Pence and Ryan tweeted that calls to ban Muslims from entering the US were unconstitutional, but stood silent in the face of Trump's executive order? What a couple of fucking hypoclits.
by EddieBakerVA January 29, 2017
by Farfetch'd_ February 4, 2014
A hypoclit is a who girl gives off all of the signals of sexual readiness and perhaps even talks openly about it, but rejects you at crunch time.
She told me she wanted to have sex, she even bought the condom and gave it to me, but when I made a move, she completely rejected me...what a hypoclit!
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What a hypoclittical thing to do!
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What a hypoclittical thing to do!
by Jilbo Bagginz January 14, 2010