hxils 

more like pixels

hxils is like pixels

hxils by snowy32454356 November 22, 2021

knuckle hailstorm 

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.

John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.

knuckle hailstorm by CptAmerica April 18, 2011

golden hailstorm 

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.

Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.

golden hailstorm by mrboochieman November 29, 2013

Hershey Hailstone 

When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report!

After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"

Hershey Hailstone by My Anus January 28, 2013

hailsham community college 

a shit hole with shit teachers and a load of fucking idiots exspecilly year 11s and greg goddard

Hailsham community college is shit

hailsham community college by the shammer April 21, 2015

Hilsdorf 

1.The strongest race of human beings.

2. Is also a type of sock

"The young man killed the beast and proved his insane awesome sex fuck ass skills and became a hilsdorf"

"Jonn slipped into his Hilsdorfs then laced up for his long day of selling drugs to children."

Hilsdorf by solja boi tell em June 29, 2009

Hilsea 

Hilsea is The most Brilliant District of Portsmouth, Full of Legends, Hilsea Lads are envyed and Idolised by The Rest of Portsmouth, Hilsea is still 90% white unlike the rest of modern Day Pompey which is why people from Milton and Buckland Are jealous of it, Hilsea Lads wear Peter Storm cagoules, carry Stanley knives, Listen to Rave Bands Like The Happy Mondays and The Stone Roses and also follow Portsmouth FC like a religion. Hilsea also has the Best Girls in Portsmouth, The're not beauty queens but they're our pearls.

"Did you See That Geezer from Hilsea Rock up on His G.S Vespa Eariler? He looked so cool"

Hilsea by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021