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hustlernomics 

The lengthy course in which numerous gangstas and hood villains take a preppy white boy under their wing in order for them to introduce him to true street life/slang/customs so as to allow for him to get his slice of the pie.

The course is rarely offered, however, due to not only the few students who wish to become true hustlers, but also, thugs with enough street credibility to be allowed to teach the class.

Payment for the course is a sworn oath by the new hustlers to remain loyal to their mentors, and an occasional offering of kush or a free key.

Upon learning all there is to know, field trips to the ghetto and real life experiences lead to the second part of the course known simply as hustlerfication.
Non-gangster: Hey yo G, hook me up with some of that kush and purps brotha.

Street professor: Listen nigga, you ain't that far up in your hustlernomics class to be hittin' up that kush just yet--quick, what's a chopper?

Non-gangster: Fuck mayne--that AK and semi-automatic and shit?

Street professor: Nice boy, you learning, you learning.

Non-gangster: Aight mayne, let's go mack some of these bitches.

Street professor: Amen nigga.

Non-gangster: Block boyz in the house tonight! Oh, how this kush got me feeling ri...

Street professor: Shut the fuck up man.
hustlernomics by Pak-Man April 4, 2008

hustlenomics

hustle by any means.
-yung jocs album released aug. 28 2007
let me show you how to hustle, work the hustlenomics
hustlenomics by eboctt August 30, 2007
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Hustlenomics

The knowledge of utilizing the same process to produce, manufacture and distribute any product for wealth.
I used Hustlenomics to sell T-shirts like cocaine.
Hustlenomics by anonymous November 23, 2019

hustlenomics

to hurry; to go faster
Hustlenomics dude, let's get going.

You better hustlenomics to keep up.
hustlenomics by yung joc's boy August 6, 2008
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