hurv

A horny guy prone to injury

Dude, what a hurv

by justaguyfromamericadude June 21, 2010

hurvitz

A hurvitz is a middle-aged guy who sucks up to younger people in a lame attempt to appear cool.

alt: A guy suffering from a mid-life crisis who dates young girls to make himself feel better.

It was obvious that he was a hurvitz when he wore white socks and a fanny pack to the rave.

by Hadji April 24, 2006

hurvy

Adjective ; both Heavy and curvy. Sweet to look at and even sweeter to hold

That nice lady is so hurvy, marriage material there!

by Ttotaler November 4, 2018

Hurvying

To make oneself appear busy in class in the attempt to avoid being noticed or called on by the teacher.

Boy: Why are you shuffling your papers and pretending to take notes?

Girl: Don't get your panties in a wad, I'm just hurvying.

by HawtChicken June 23, 2011