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humungocock 

A new infection for the penis, it makes your penis overwhelmingly large and uncontrollable, you never know when you will ejaculate or urinate, your pants will rip in half of the size of the penis, it's like that scene in Akira, but it's just the cock. Your ball-sacks will stay the same, however in rarer cases one or three of the balls will grow even bigger than the cock and surround it like a cancer. It can grow so bad, that the heartbeat monitor sounds in the hospital will turn into big loud moans, worst case scenario, explosion and dedication for ULTRA SEX.
JARED: MOM MOM, MY PENIS IS GROWING BIGGER BY THE SECOND DO I HAVE THE humungocock
MOM: IT'S JUST FINE YOUR PROBABLY JUST EJACULATING
JARED: ARE YOU SURE BECAUSE A THIRD BALL JUST GREW
MOM: WHAT THE FUCK?
humungocock by toxicerous February 1, 2021
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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fudanshi 

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fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

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"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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