Hump Monkey

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

monkey hump

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex

Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh

by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004