hump bumper

The pads they put on the walls in hotel rooms over the beds instead of headboards, so while you're nailing a chick her head doesn't bang the wall.

I was screwing her so hard that night she kept smacking her head on the hump bumper.

by AugDog August 15, 2006

bumper humping

When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!

That person behind me is bumper humping me.

by TXTWIC November 12, 2019