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Hula Popper 

A Hula Popper is a ridiculous fishing lure that is mentioned ONLY by country music singers and the occaisional country music singer wannabe..and texans. It's a flipping lure. We refer this definition to Brad Paisley's song "Ain't Nothin' Like".
His song is a prime example of why people whose names sound like a yogurt/cereal should not be in the country music business. Not any music business for that matter. Not anywhere at all.
"Ain't nothin' like throwing a hula popper
Draggin' it across a spot a big 'un oughta be
And ain't nothin' like having him for supper
With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea"
Hula Popper by Vrai March 13, 2005
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hula popper 

refers to the state of a broken condom after 1) vigorous thrusting during sex or 2) unusually voluminous semen discharge. "Hula" comes from the appearance of the condom, which resembles a hula hoop around the penis.
After climax, the couple noticed that their vigorous lovemaking had resulted in a hula popper.
hula popper by Jerry Sunderson November 10, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004