Virus spread when dried sweat from a carrier's armpit touches the armpit of a non-carrier, then the non-carrier sweats, and mixes with the carrier's dried sweat and re-enters the blood stream.
Known symptoms- itchy arm pits, need to hug, severe douchieness, and the feet swell, then fall off.
When hugging anyone suspected of hug-herpes you should use protection, rubbers, or a spoon will work.
When a male ejaculates in anus of partner, and his partner then defecates on his chest causing a mixture of semen and feces that resembles the white and brown swirled Hershey's Hug candy.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)