The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody
will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June
27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you
better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5
star school, as rated by on-campus house
parents.👍
Person 1: You'
re going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey
High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey
Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?