HP

It also stands for horsepower, you Harry Potter freaks.

The BMW M5 has 400hp.

by Elgeoharris November 13, 2003

HP

(noun) the short form of "hippo"
(adjective) stupid; ridiculous

"This hp has a big mouth." or "My computer is lagging again, it's so hp."

by gua gua queen🐸👑 May 29, 2020

HP

(noun)
the short form of home party or house party

We're having a hp tnt, do you wanna join us?😊

by gua gua queen🐸👑 December 03, 2020

HP

HP is an abbreviation for the following:

-Harry Potter (popular book series...you should know that)
-Hit Points (like in an RPG)
-Hewlett Packard (Computer Brand)

by Cherushi November 10, 2003

HPS

Humps per second(HPS) is a universal measurement that measures ones humps per second. The average HPS in North America is 4.2-5.1 HPS. It is illegal to cross international borders with an HPS over 6.8.

Did you see Joe with those 2 girls in the tent. Ya I swear his HPS is almost 9. That's amazing!

by Bobbyboucher69 March 20, 2017

HPS

Horny Prostitute Syndrome, an illness that most white girls suffer from from the ages of 13-24, they begin to think that they are hott while dancing because guys are staring at them( because they dance weird, not that they're good or anything)

The world isn't ready for unnecisary HPS maybe when your older

by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 24, 2005

hps

Homework Paralysis Syndrome

Occurs when you just cant do your homework. It's not the fact that your homework is hard, its just the fact that you're too lazy to do it.

Guy 1: I have a lot of homework to do
Friend: So why dont you do it?...
Guy:I have hps
Friend: oh, that makes sense

by Viewtiful Bro November 16, 2005