hoyzr 

hoyzr is the best at any video game that requires a keyboard and mouse, hes cracked out of his mind
also a cutie :) <3 IRL

this hoyzr kid is so fucking cracked bro

hoyzr by ajricy February 15, 2022

hoyfriend 

A friend for the day/evening. aka. A hookup. Derived from the Spanish "Hoy" which means, "today."

Norma: "We had so much fun in Tijuana today... but what's your dealio? Are you not looking for anything long-term?"

Alejandro: "While I loved our pictures in front of the zebra-painted donkeys, I need to be honest with you... I'm just interested in being hoyfriends. You down?"

hoyfriend by cfarley February 23, 2008

Hoyaroo 

A variation of the word 'Hoy'which is commonly used between two BFFs. By adding 'roo' on the end creates a sense of excitement and humor in the coversation. For other people it may create an image of a jumping kangaroo holding a sign which says 'hoy.'

Mary:Hoy
Jen: Hoy
Mary: Hoy
Jen: Hoy
Mary: HOYAROOOO!

Hoyaroo by HmmfCreator June 11, 2009

Hoyered 

The act of one person agreeing to attend an event or gathering and subsequently bailing last minute without a satisfactory excuse.

I was suppose to hang out with Gary after work but he “hoyered” me

Hoyered by cubbizzle February 23, 2010

casey hoyer 

an AMAZING SEXY ASS BITCH

casey hoyer is miiiiiightyyy fine.

casey hoyer by Caseyhoyer December 8, 2010

Hoyer 

Trashy, trailer-parkish, gaudy, gross, over the top.

Look at that woman standing in front of her run-down trailer with two babies on her hips, a beer and a cigarette in one hand, and the other hand adjusting her swass wedgie. That's so Hoyer!

Hoyer by Edgar Sanderson August 1, 2008

hoyered 

getting a homoerotic hug from a fake frenchman

That guy just totally hoyered me.

hoyered by Andy Blacke April 29, 2008