A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.
As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".
When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.
Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weatherup there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.