howard deaned Share definition Flag A euphemism for fisting a girl (with or without screaming "pppyyyaaawwwwh" like Howard Dean). Hank: "Hey man, isn't that the girl you Howard Deaned last weekend?"Scott: :Yeah dude, let's not talk about that." howard deaned by yeah_im_that_guy November 5, 2012 Get the howard deaned mug.