how to cure depression

when you drop your pasta on the ground, you have to cure it by grieving about your pasta.

Joel: Yo man check out my pasta
*drops pasta*
Joel: Cries uncontrollably
Joel: I need to learn how to cure depression
*Googles depression*
*Finds best ways to cure depression*
Joel: *continues to cry uncontrollably

by PastaDepression June 5, 2018

how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021