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Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
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holeitosis 

A foul-smelling vaginal region, a stank pussy.

From "hole" (vagina) and "halitosis" (bad breath)
"I ain't goin' down on no bitch with holeitosis."
holeitosis by Geoff B January 28, 2004
When offending someone in a humorous way.

Similar to other insults, however, with an angerless way of saying it.
You're such a hoeith.
hoeith by Speigalman December 12, 2014
The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019
URB: "" - a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being who is a complete waste of space and breath, incapable of contributing anything meaningful to society.
URB: "Hovelitin" - a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being who is a complete waste of space and breath, incapable of contributing anything meaningful to society.
Hovelitin by AUTISMOLE July 6, 2023

Hovertate 

Verb: Portmanteau of "hover" and "levitate".
"He hovertated off the ground."
Hovertate by Martyn McEwan May 22, 2006