hotcountant 

An accountant thats hot. Comes from the Ugly Betty TV show where Amanda says Betty's boyfriend is her hotcountant.

Junior Accountant 1 - Wow, look at her.

Junior Accountant 2 - Yeah, thats Laurien, she's a hotcountant.

hotcountant by anon1111111 March 14, 2009

hoecountant 

Noun

A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.

"I got so many hoes that I lost track."-Pimp 1
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2

hoecountant by .vexe March 19, 2018