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Hotchner's Disease 

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.
Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?
Hotchner's Disease by Team Reid February 20, 2011

Aaron Hotchner

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.
Aaron Hotchner by milknh January 23, 2021

Aaron Hotchner

girl 1: omg did you see that hot brunette, dad, unit chief, FBI agent?
girl 2: his name must be Aaron Hotchner!

Elena Hotchner 

The sister of the FBI agent that works in the BAU, but is totally cool. Elena's a baker, singer, dancer, and puncher if you piss her off. She often finds herself in strings of unfortunate events, like for example; pervert guy touches her while she's just trying to buy her caramel delight cookies. She makes good ass cakes though, call her up on your birthday. She is optimistic, and loyal, but that doesn't stop her from being a bitch at times.
Hm, I wish Elena Hotchner could bake me a cake
I heard Elena Hotchner punched a dude!
Elena Hotchner by askingformoney November 4, 2022

Hailey Hotchner

Yo, did you watch the episode of Criminal Minds where Hailey Hotchner dies??

Hotcheer Allstars 

Hey, did you hear about the all star cheerleading gym called hotcheer allstars Quad Squad from Elizabeth PA, their amazing