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Feeling hot at a gas station 

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget
I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

Hot Pocket Feelings 

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.

Not feeling red hot 

"Yeah I'm not feeling red hot"
"Not feeling super red hot today"

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical 

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical