Hostilery

Hostilery -noun.
A village pub only frequented by the inbred locals, amongst whom a sudden and eerie silence like the grave falls, upon the door being opened to admit one who clearly "ain't from aroooooound these 'eeeer parts, booooooy", accompanied by blank staring at the interloper from every single one of the aforementioned clientèle.

Azenath67

Dude, fancy going down The Dog and Hammer for a beer?
No, dude; that place is a hostilery.

by Azenath67 June 2, 2018