A very complex disease in which an animal takes the bodily shape of a human but the head of a horse. Symptoms are similar to the ones of pregnancy. There is no common cure or treatment for it. What one is required to do when sensing some symptoms is to travel all the way to Niagra Falls. Once there, “horspokia” should be shouted 3 times. After that, a whole new world opens up, with lawyer horses everywhere. They shall determine the future of the victim. If it is confirmed that horspokia is indeed present, they shall train the patient on how to survive with it, as well as sending them to law school. The disease was first discovered by the CEO’s of McDonald’s, named Varvara and Sufia. (UPDATED FROM THE PREVIOUS ONE).
They made me write a sentence with Horspokia in it I’m so sorry idk how to use it it’s just a disease goddamnit.
by bustdownbariana April 13, 2019
When you’re a lawyer and u have the head of a horse. Created by the owner of McDonald’s who’s lawyer also suffers from this condition, varvara.
varvara, CEO of McDonalds: “we don’t discriminate against horspokia cuz we are all about inclusivity.”
by _baranmohamadii April 9, 2019