horses in the back

When someone, usually a dumb ass cowboy wannabe, sings about owning a horse in a horse carriage. The song is very annoying and fucking shit yet millennials think it's comparable to TOTO's Africa, Disgusting.

Do you have the horses in the back?

by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019

horses in the back

Only Lil Nas x can have the horses in the back!

"I got the horses in the back."

-Lil Nas x

by The Coopdiscoop April 23, 2019

I Got The Horses In The Back

The song 'Old Town Road' has a line 'I Got Horses In The Back', normally used as a meme.

Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?

by CrystleJex April 09, 2019

When the horse winks back

When you pull down a girls pants and she has fat pussy lips.

I saw that girls nasty vagina last night and the when the horse winks back

by SAH Alien February 26, 2019

horse back sex

When you getting fucking in the booty hole because horses don't have pussys and you get in the position of a horse and you start fucking till your booty hole as big as the horse then you do to the mouth and you make the mouth hole so big that you can fit the horse from your butthole through your mouth

"Bro she's drunk imma try horse back sex with her"

by Como estas May 30, 2017

A flying horse back dancer

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild

Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight

by Mr.goose69 April 08, 2021