Horse-Shoes

A male that has his lips firmly secured around a donkeys dick. While preforming magic at a children's birthday party.

If i ever see you playing Horse-Shoes again ill call animal control on your ass.

by mikeg101 May 13, 2008

horse shoes

A game when you throw metal horse shoes at a stick.

horse shoes is the best game

by JOHNSON October 16, 2003

Playing Horse Shoes

When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed. It is like the game of horse shoes because you have to try to land an object (the vagina) around a pole (the penis).

Dude Mary tried to "play horseshoes" on me last night. I think I broke my dick.
Playing horse shoes hurts man. It's nothing like the yard game.

by Iwannagohome! December 13, 2014

house shoes

An ebonic term for slippers. A low-quality, casual pair of footwear to be worn around the house.

It was cold as shit in the crib yesterday, so I put on my house shoes and I was good to go

by P. Wall January 18, 2008

House Shoes

Rims that cost as much as a house.

Just thow'd some house shoes on the 'lack.

by Spirit Bear February 18, 2009

horseshoes and handgrenades

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

Golden Horseshoe

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.

You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.

by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010