Hoosman 

One that has an abnormally small, erect penis.

John: You have quite a tiny penis, hoosman.
Tim: Fuck you, man.

Hoosman by joolord November 21, 2009

Hooman 

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u

Hooman by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015

hooman 

When a doggo is talking to human

look hooman i boop a do

hooman by The Max Core August 24, 2017

hoodman 

A hoodman is often found in Toronto, Calgary, Edmonton and London UK. These "hoodmans" are people who act hard, like they're the sh*t, thinking they are like Polo G or Lil Baby or T Jay, the list goes on... acting hard makes a fool of them yet some people still are scared of them.

You're talking like a "hoodmans" bro
Look over there, there's a group of hoodmen/hoodmans.

hoodman by r0gg1k January 14, 2021

hooman 

what parrots, doggos or cats call humans

look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!

hooman by the cooler penguin27 September 29, 2020

Hooman 

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!

Hooman by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

Hooman bean by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019