Broke down ass piece of shit car that yall dawgs b tryin to ride up in thinkin the lookin pimped wen they aint.
Look at that hooptie jermaine b ridin in, he can't hit this badonkadonk while thats the piece of shit he tryin to stunt.
by urpussy November 20, 2005
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HOOPTY (noun) any vehicle trashed out or abused to the point it really looks like a plie of shiz-ats
Yo check this out: I aint ridin' in yo mf hoopy to shorty's crib and dats dat, aight?
by Priz Biz Sage June 8, 2005
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Piece of crap car. It could be a car that some turd spends more money on adding decals, rims, undercarriage lighting, speaker box, etc. noise makers than the car is even worth. Rust bucket.

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Why you rollin that hoopty? Get yourself a nice ride.
by Rollinhoopty June 13, 2014
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A worn out car, usually old
As 50 cent once said: “If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?”
by Saucydawsy November 8, 2019
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Used to decsribe any item that is in poor condition, of poor quality, or outdated.
"My dad bought the most hoopty TV you can get"
by Disco Stu February 7, 2005
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N. A vehicle that the value of the sound system and 'dubs' far exceeds the value of the POS in question...
Commonly driven by niggaz/niggers/wiggaz/wiggers and/or chiggaz/chiggers
'That nigga be done hit mah cah and done rode way wit my ho, nah sh' gon' be hi baby mama. All he be had had was a 1964 Impala,'dunk-ride' wit 26 inch 'dubs'... dat shit was a fuckin' nice-ass hoopty...
by DamnedYank January 18, 2007
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a hoopty is a car with very big speakers -ALWAYS metal flake paint (lime green usually). 4 dr. '95 Lincoln is a classic example. sometimes Lowered, may bounce, 19 or 20" rims. Back window has large letters tht are difficult to read as they are in old english -all caps.
"My posse dissen me cause my hoopty be dragging. Know what I'm saying"
by Boba June 22, 2004
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