the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.
horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.
by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003
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to be excessively gay; being gay to the utmost degree.
The color red makes David look like a hoon.
by Rich-kid April 30, 2008
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to go fast, at impressively dangerous speeds, associated particularly with matcho extreme sports eg snowboarding
S1: whoa, I totally hooned it down that red run
S2: yeah dude, that was sick
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Guy 1: yo, lemme get checks of that hoon guy

Guy 2: no way, ive already given you like 5 butts tonight
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to be a snob, also trying to get as much attention as possible. Is asian but not in a good way..
also means to wax your man bits.
Person 1: stop being so hoon!
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Similar to a twink, a hoon is a male who likes it up the ass. Reference poo puncher.
Dude, that guys such a hoon.
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A term of endearment usually used to characterize any female, of the human species, who typically acts, or tends to act, in a particularly goofy manner.

Hoon is word that is blended from the term “Ho” … a noun used by police to describe a “Habitual Offender” and word “Loon” … a noun used to describe a crazy or simple minded person.

i.e. - Hoon, Hoonette, Hoonish, Hoonasetic, Hoonification, Hoonability
“She is such a Hoon!” Said regarding any habitually wacky woman.

“Where is Hoonett?” Said regarding a young or adolescent Hoon.

“You are being kind of Hoonish now.” Said regarding any woman who is not typically a Hoon but is periodically exhibiting Hoon-like tendencies.

“That is very Hoonasetic of you.” Said regarding any woman who is usually classified as a Hoon and is actively exercising their Hoon-like tendencies.

Together, they make quite a Hoonification.” Said regarding any gaggle of Hoons that have unified together toward a common madcap purpose.

“She does everything with a lot of Hoonability.” Said regarding any Hoon that regularly pushes the limits of being Hoonish.
by R WMS December 30, 2006
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