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rustea hook bag 

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.
Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.

Hook up bag 

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.
That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.
Hook up bag by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013
An inferior case or satchel used to transport gayness.
When responding to an SMS from Varghese you might say, "Gay off hookbag!"
hookbag by Tronjulio Dyscrasias November 26, 2006