When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
by Urban observer September 17, 2019
Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
by Dickemdown April 9, 2015
The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
by Bullhoofer October 12, 2022
by Peter Crawford February 20, 2014
Similar to a Moose Knuckle but much more bulbous and pronounced and unlike a Camel Toe, it has a deep crevice and defined canyon walls.
My friend Tommy and I were at Pete’s coffee and a chick walked through the door with the largest Caribou Hoof that I have ever seen. The whole restaurant stopped and admired.
by Napa Vally Golfer February 20, 2021