Honey's law 

Honey's law is a term from the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The term refers to an incident referring to a CS:GO tournament where semi professional Counter Strike player Honey stated to his team "Don't get headshotted" as his entire team proceeds to get headshotted by a single enemy player.

>Doesn't remember Honey's law
>Proceeds to get headshotted immediately
>Your fault, retard.

Honey's law by Black Santaclaus July 10, 2019

yo honey's shot

The best line from the Paris Hilton Sex Video.
If you haven't seen it, you're missing out.

Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man muthafucka!

yo honey's shot by KRHimself February 29, 2004

honey do's 

Chores assigned by ones mate (usually wife). This list normally includes household chores or errands and typically are assigned at the most innnoportune moments (ie: Sports event, relax time, vacations or days off, snow days, etc..). Also can be a bribe for sex...

I'd love to go to the bar with you fellas but the old lady has a bunch of honey do's for me. She needs the gutters cleaned, leaves raked, leaky faucet fixed, and a box of tampons.

honey do's by Craig S. April 9, 2006

honey do's 

A mans brest (when you push up on them gently and say let me get them honey do's)

john asked matt if he could get his honey do's

honey do's by john johns June 4, 2004

honey where's the flashlight 

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

honey where's the flashlight by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

that's nice honey 

the original cool story bro

Mom: OMG insert son's name JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO YALE!!!!!!!
Grandma: That's nice honey, now can you please turn the TV back on.

that's nice honey by luvya,you December 11, 2016

Mike's Hot Honey 

Mike's Hot Honey is a slang term that refers to an electrifying and tantalizing combination of passion, charm and irresistible allure. It's when someone possesses an intense and scorching personality.

Whenever she enters a room, she got that Mike's Hot Honey" personality, drawing people in like a magnet.

Mike's Hot Honey by Scbonez November 3, 2023