homemade nyquil

When you can’t fall asleep so you bust a fatty in order to go to bed

Dude last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I took some homemade nyquil!

by Papafluffdaddy December 26, 2017

homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan November 22, 2017

Nice homemade cookies

A term for penis and the sex resulting from it

Micheal: I'm gonna have some nice homemade cookies

Jerome: should I tell him

by Racoomer March 17, 2022

Homemade Goodness

Material or things made by someone who isn’t very well known and makes it themselves and is somewhat independent.

Usually it applies to artists who are either up-and-coming, not popular yet, or are already popular but not mainstream Level.

I love independent and up-and-coming artists and chefs. So much homemade goodness.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

homemade melatonin

Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.

I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.

by zo3yj October 14, 2022

Homemade whoopie cushion

When you blow into your girls pussy and push on her stomach to make her queef.

Yo I pulled a homemade whoopie cushion on my girl this week.

by IMAaceU888 April 24, 2021

Homemade-THOT

When a Thottie is no ordinary and you KNOW she is homemade.

Callum, you should leave her alone bro she not just a thot she a Homemade-THOT.

by StayAwayThottie March 14, 2018