homecrier

a word used to describe those popular dudes at school who try to act hella hard in public but secretly cries at home. usually isnt proven but a suspicion.

Rachel: "wow Ethan seems so cool and manly."
Sarah: "bet he's a homecrier"

homecrier by tuichopsui September 5, 2016

homebrero 

1. A sick twist between homie and sombrero. An unlikely term of endearment for a friend, associate, or cab driver who happens to be both Mexican and African American.

2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".

1. Wuddup my homebrero? Please take me to the corner of West and 3rd Street.

2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .

homebrero by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 11, 2008

Homererotic 

Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.

Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.

Maud: Mmmmm, donut.

Homererotic by poetcetera November 12, 2010

homerberg

A homerberg is a lazy fat cunt that plays xbox all day. He doesn’t have parents. He doesn’t have goals. He is EXTREMELY FAT. His friends aren’t actually his friends, they just make fun of him and touch his penis. He has more acne than skin, and he only plays trash video games like Siege.

He ate Cheetos all day , what a homerberg

homerberg by Roccowiththebigcock March 21, 2019

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"

That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

homelier than a bag full of assholes by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

homebrero 

1. A sick twist between homie and sombrero. An unlikely term of endearment for a friend, associate, or cab driver who happens to be both Mexican and African American.

2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".

1. Wuddup my homebrero? Please take me to the corner of West and 3rd Street.

2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .

homebrero by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 9, 2008