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It means holy shit, only it is being censored.
Person (A): Holy shit dude, did you see that?
Person (B): Watch your mouth there are kids around!
Person (A): Holy S*** dude , did you see that! Is that better?
by TrixHeartStarz May 20, 2016
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An ill-concealed way to spell 'holy shit' so that minors have to take extra trouble finding out what it means.
(Newspaper report)

Teacher in soup for yelling holy s*** at students in school.
by Yejus September 23, 2016
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Holy shit is used as an exclamation to emphasize (1) utter bewilderment, (2) excitement, or (3) disgust. When used as an independent statement it is used to describe a situation metaphorically as (4) a perfect (holy) shit storm, meaning that a person would have difficulty imagining a way to design a worse circumstance than what has just occurred.
Example 1: "Holy s***! How did that person manage to propel their car onto the roof of that house?"

Example 2: "Holy s***! I can't believe my friends is traveling across the country to visit me!"

Example 3: "Holy S***! This is the worst possible time for my car to break down!"

Example 4: Imagine your car breaking down on a rainy morning before work causing you to use up your last warning leading to the loss of your job. This is the same day that you expected to propose or be proposed to by a person that you are deeply in love with only to find out that they want out of the relationship. They were your ride to your location since your car broke down and now you need space and don't want a ride from them anymore but there is no public transportation available from where you are. So now you are sitting on the curb outside recalling the horrible day outside the establishment where your heart and dreams were crushed. A random jerk drives by splashing you with the cold water left in the gutter from the rain earlier that day. *internal snap* "Holy s***!"
by oh BOHICA May 4, 2016
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An explicative used to discribe surprise. Used in the book, the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy.
Holy Zarquan's Singing Fish!



-Ford Prefect
by k00ld00d321 December 31, 2004
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matthew's holy hammer

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A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
by St.damien February 21, 2014
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Holy Yabbo's

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The Greatest Porno movie of all time, starring Seymore Dicksinhole and Mary Jane.
Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!
by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003
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Ludwig's Holy Blade

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One of the many weapons in the 2015 game Bloodborne, Ludwig's Holy Blade is one of the best weapons in the game. At its base the sword is a standard broad sword with a charged attack that does thrust damage (one of the many damage types, thrust gives a heavy damage buff when fighting enemies that are under the "kin" type). When tricked (hitting the L1 button tricks a weapon giving it a second form to use) the Holy Blade becomes a great sword using its sheath as the new blade. As a great sword the attacks are slower and cost more stamina to do, but cause much more damage. The tricked charge attack also does thrust damage. The sword can use paper (usable item that can give a weapon the fire, lightning, or arcane damage type for a short time) in both forms. Attained by purchasing it from the shop after getting the Radiant Sword Hunter badge item from the Healing Church Workshop area in the Cathedral Ward area. You need to beat the boss of the area old Yharnam (Blood Starved Beast) to enter the Healing Church Workshop.
Bloodborne Player 1: I am having a hard time beating Rom the Vacuous Spider, what should I do?

Bloodborne Player 2: Use Ludwig's Holy Blade and lightning paper as Rom is kin type and will take massive damage from charged attacks.
by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 18, 2025
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