holy crap 

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

holy crap by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

holy crap 

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.

holy crap by Bubba December 12, 2004

holy crap 

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

holy crap by Zak April 28, 2003

Holy crap 

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

Holy crap by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

holy crap 

a piece of poop worthy for a God

This is surely a holy crap.

holy crap by Uhh...Patrick (PS Happy Leak ericson Day) May 20, 2003

holy crap 

crap from the catholic pulp

man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?

holy crap by a sexiest beast January 10, 2011

holy crap 

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

holy crap by the wopfather May 12, 2008