When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.
by Jamacha November 19, 2023