the act of hiding in the closet and vigorously beating off while your friend is fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed, then right before your about to spluge you run out of the closet and blow a load in the girls face
is the act of doing a girl doggy style and she is facing a closet. while the two are banging the male's friend is hiding in the closet masturbating. The guy fucking the girl is advised to hold onto all of the girl's hair to the point she cat move her head, and then the friend pops out of the closet and blows all over the girl's face.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.