Hoked

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

by Willietipit May 11, 2015

Hoke

Belfast/Northern Irish word for "rummage" or "Find"

Me: Did you find that cd?
Billy: Aye, I'll have a Hoke for it now

Me: Give us a hoke at ye!!

Me: Give us a hoke at ur blurt (Northern Irish Slang for vagina)

by KingBIlly1690 May 11, 2009

Hoke

To go for a touchdown when all pussies think you should kick a FG

Michigan totally Hoked Notre Dame last night. What a game!

The Lions almost got Hoked before halftime against the Bucs, but the defense broke up the Bucs pass in the end zone.

by ILP929 September 11, 2011

Hokeness

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota

The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!

by Mango the mang April 13, 2005

hoke

To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)

Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.

by Janet66 May 08, 2007

hokee

to describe someone who's fat, being/acting like a fat person.

A: "yo look at that guy over there, he's munching down that bag of chips like there's no tomorrow!"

B: "damn nature, what a hokee.."

by maka ceto July 28, 2009

Hoke

To mess or screw around.

"Do I look like I hoke around"? Jonathon said to Michael.

by Kysstudent June 09, 2023