Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any
guy who comes wandering into the city limits.
Girls there are also quite dramatic and
try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an
STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.
"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and
wrap that shit
twice so we dont catch tha herps!"