Hog Tied

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.

Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015

Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

hog tied drunk

term that describes "that night". most commonly used people of laid back, country lovin nature

the night you fucked your sister, hog tied drunk

by capt. pooter pie October 27, 2008

Hogtied

An inescapable boundage sex position where someone is tied so that their wrists and ankles are tied together, like a hog. A very kinky position, and the victim can be easily fucked in any orifice.

You will see what I mean when you google Hogtied.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

hogtied

Hogtied is a way of tied up a man or a woman. In a literary sense it means "tied like a hog".
This is also a very diffuse bondage technique and it's considered one of the sexiest bondage position.
It consist of tied up ankles and wirst together (usually behind the back).
If wellmade it guarantee you to totally imobilize someone because it's almost impossible to get free when hogtied.

You can see a lot of this bondage technique's pics in the net that can give you an idea of what this hogtied is.

by Nikky2 January 27, 2008

hogtied

when you get rinsed like a bitch for downloading S&M porno off the net

Paul: haha hogtied!
James C: fuck you!
Other person: wtf are you on about
Paul: yeah we found his porn stash, it was full of chicks getting nailed whilst being all tied up
Other person: shit hahaha

by mr raphe January 22, 2009

hogtied

what the boys in blue do to you when you are uncooperative. handcuff your ankles to your wrists, and carry you off like a suitcase.

i saw a tweeker fighting the cops at the gas station. he got the shit beat out of him, zapped 3 times by the phasers, then finally hogtied and taken away by the medics. it was good times.

by [e-mail] June 22, 2004