Hoeffer 

Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.

Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"

Hoeffer by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014

hefferheffer 

The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.

He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.

mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?

mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep

mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...

hefferheffer by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009

biscuit-hoffer 

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

biscuit-hoffer by annanugg September 14, 2010

Hoffer 

1. The only living person who has fought Chuck Norris and won.

2. A word standing for greatness and epicness throughout the world.

1. OMG It is Hoffer!

2. Wow that guys Hofftastic.

Hoffer by WunderHoff April 21, 2010

Gluten-free heffer 

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

Heffer Pen by azdude June 9, 2009

hefferlump 

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

hefferlump by DictumiJ May 27, 2014