Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?

Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?

Emma: what’s wrong with will?

Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
by Itiswhatitis234 July 3, 2020
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That douche who thinks he is better than everyone else because he plays hockey. He typically has religiously kept flow, which he thinks attracts the puck sluts.
Look at Eckholm Tryna Trap Those hoes, what a hockey douche.
by ekal5 March 23, 2014
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