abbreviation of hobby condo / an urban apartment kept for recreational purposes by a person who normally resides in the suburbs or rural area / opposite to a hobby farm / not to be confused with "hobo": a person without even one home
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 12, 2013
1) A lower form of dork; one who sucks assloads. 2) any person who sucks in larger than average ways. (see also: "livejournal whores") plural= hobbos
by Q March 8, 2004
Contrary to popular Benoni belief, Hobbos is not a word.
It originates from the East Rand of Gauteng in South Africa
It originates from the East Rand of Gauteng in South Africa
“How many sugars would you like in you coffee?”
“Hobbos”
“Just tell me how many you shit-cunt, Hobbos is not a word”
“Hobbos”
“Just tell me how many you shit-cunt, Hobbos is not a word”
by FishSticks17 March 21, 2018
Doing "a hobbo" is comprised of 3 essential parts:
a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation
To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.
A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.
Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.
By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.
a) a strong sex drive
b) an ex-girldfriend and or slut
c) masturbation
To succesfully do 'a hobbo' one must be extremely horny and begin mastubating. Within 5 minutes of masturbation a text message is sent out to one or many ex-girlfriends from the past who may or may not be ugly as sin.
A casual sex encounter is arranged for later that night with both parties in agreeance.
Whilst the ex/slut is powdering her nose, having a shower and deciding what to wear for the night (which takes on average between 3-5 hours), the male becomes overwhelmed by his sex drive (also known as ants in pants and furiously masturbates til climax. In some cases, depending on how long the male must wait, this can be repeated multiple times.
By the time the sexual encounter is ready to take place, the male has lost interest and calls off the date to move onto bigger and better things such as the sean treatment.
Mike says (6:42 PM):
fuck i did it again
Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight
Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour
Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go
Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her
fuck i did it again
Mike says (6:42 PM):
i was horny so i semi organised a root with my ex tonight
Mike says (6:42 PM):
but i got over excited, .. i had 3 bats in the last half hour
Mike says (6:42 PM):
and now i dont wanna go
Sean (6:43 PM):
ROFL u did a hobbo on her
by omg i am wtf leet November 11, 2007
1. A shmuck. A fool. A person in complete denial of the truth, especially when someone calls them a hobbo, and they know damn well that they are the hobbo
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean
2. One who follows hobboism; Jean
by Nathan March 7, 2004
Unlike false belief, the fact the name "Jean" is associated with hobbo is simply Urban Legend. The name is usually more fitting to those tall, spindly folk with names such as "Nathan."
by Jean February 25, 2004
by Cunt m8 March 16, 2020